New York’s Hottest Club is CONCESSION. It has everything: Failed Randites, angry babies, bitter Mormon housewives. Careful of the bouncer, it’s Nate Silver with a chart full of women! Also, don’t get caught in the car elevator bathroom, because it’s occupied by a guy named Adelson who flushed millions of dollars and now wants to dance with Karl Rove and the Supreme Court in the Dead Sea.
Original here. (Fixed it for HadersGonnaHade, BillHaderProfessionalLifeRuiner, and FuckYeahBillHader, etc.)
(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)
All these colors were achieved with red, yellow, blue, and green food coloring mixed into white frosting. The amount of drops needed for the color you want is underneath the icing color. So convenient. :)
I love Mint Chip = 3 blue, 3 green
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2am: Eh, I’m bored… Oh hey, that Downton show everyone is talking about is on Hulu now. Sure, I’ll watch an episode.
6am:
POTUS sings Sweet Home Chicago w/B.B. King & Mick Jagger.
You’re welcome.
Singer in chief, for sure.
“While we believe that online piracy by foreign websites is a serious problem that requires a serious legislative response, we will not support legislation that reduces freedom of expression, increases cybersecurity risk, or undermines the dynamic, innovative global Internet.”
- The White House, responding this morning to a petition on SOPA and online piracy